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Fatty, Fat, Fat

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Topping today’s list of breaking news that everyone already knew is the annual report on whether or not America is still fat.

We are.

Not only are we still fat, thanks to drawing it to everyone’s attention and really focusing on improving overall health… we’re even fatter than before.

“Obesity rates among adults rose in 23 states over the past year and didn’t decline anywhere, says a new report from the Trust for America’s Health and the Robert Wood Johnson Foundation.”

Wow.  Not a single state lost any weight.

Here’s an interesting tidbit for all you crazed smoke-Nazis out there complaining when someone lights up 100 yds off in the distance:

Studies show Medicare spends anywhere from $1,400 to $6,000 more annually on health care for an obese senior than for the non-obese.

Your turn is coming.  How long before Fried Chicken is banned in the work place?  “Welcome to Money, Inc, Ma’am, now step up on the scale to see how much your health insurance will cost.”

However, the future is not completely bleak.  Krispy Kreme may be going out of business, soon.

Written by Kyle

July 1st, 2009 at 11:39 am

2 Responses to 'Fatty, Fat, Fat'

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  1. I’m one of those crazed smoke-Nazis. Sorry, dude. I just like breathing clean air.

    Maybe I should start going around giving people dirty looks when they eat McDonald’s instead.

    Good riddance to Krispy Kreme. Their donuts suck.

    lawyerish

    1 Jul 09 at 12:44 pm

  2. You are forgiven, not because you are my cousin, but because you posted a comment on my blog. After all, I have 13 cousins, but yours was only my second comment. :-)

    Kyle

    1 Jul 09 at 1:17 pm

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