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TheSmokingGun – Trio Swapped Kids For Bird

Piece of Trash A with a bird is contacted by Pieces of Trash B and C who have two kids.  Pieces of Trash B and C want to swap the two kids for the one bird.  Evidently recognizing that they may not be getting the better end of this deal, Pieces of Trash B and C ask for $175 in addition to the bird.  Piece of Trash A finds this acceptable.

The two kids are 4 and 5 years old and their mother (Piece of Trash D) is a criminal fugitive and they’ve been bouncing from home to home over “several years”.  Currently, they’ve in possession of Piece of Trash B, “a convicted pedophile with a lengthy rap sheet.”

I’ve been kind of pissed that I’m 3 months overdue for my annual review and corresponding pay increase, but I think I’ll just STFU today and give my son a hug.

Written by Kyle

February 26th, 2009 at 12:56 pm