Archive for the ‘farts’ tag
Conversations With Molly
In the middle of an IM conversation we were having about my efforts to finalize the purchase of a new house…
Molly: ick!
Molly: OMG!! I totally just ripped one! 
Molly: hahaha
Molly: good thing it waited until Scott was out of my cube!
Molly:
Kyle: I hope your co-workers heard you
Molly: um…yeah, I meant to type that in another window and tell someone other than you…nice…
I Now Understand Twitter
Previously, I thought the Internet was all about porn. Without porn, the Internet clearly had no purpose. But then all these so-called “social networking sites” started showing up. MySpace… Facebook… and because it’s clearly far too much effort to use Facebook, evidently Twitter was born.
But I always doubted that these types of things were ever really used for anything, except porn. I mean come on… Twitter’s slogan is “What are you doing?” Umm… I’m on the Internet. Duh? Downloading porn. I mean what else would I be doing?
But now I understand. This man and his customized office chair, have shown me the light!
Man Builds Chair That Tweets His Farts, Single-Handedly Justifies Twitter’s Existence