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I Now Understand Twitter
Previously, I thought the Internet was all about porn. Without porn, the Internet clearly had no purpose. But then all these so-called “social networking sites” started showing up. MySpace… Facebook… and because it’s clearly far too much effort to use Facebook, evidently Twitter was born.
But I always doubted that these types of things were ever really used for anything, except porn. I mean come on… Twitter’s slogan is “What are you doing?” Umm… I’m on the Internet. Duh? Downloading porn. I mean what else would I be doing?
But now I understand. This man and his customized office chair, have shown me the light!
Man Builds Chair That Tweets His Farts, Single-Handedly Justifies Twitter’s Existence