{"id":120,"date":"2009-04-14T13:36:07","date_gmt":"2009-04-14T17:36:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/?p=120"},"modified":"2009-04-14T13:36:07","modified_gmt":"2009-04-14T17:36:07","slug":"i-now-understand-twitter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/?p=120","title":{"rendered":"I Now Understand Twitter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Previously, I thought the Internet was all about porn.\u00a0 Without porn, the Internet clearly had no purpose.\u00a0 But then all these so-called &#8220;social networking sites&#8221; started showing up.\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\" target=\"_blank\">MySpace<\/a>&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\" target=\"_blank\">Facebook<\/a>&#8230; and because it&#8217;s clearly far too much effort to use Facebook, evidently <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Twitter <\/a>was born.<\/p>\n<p>But I always doubted that these types of things were ever really used for anything, except porn.\u00a0 I mean come on&#8230; Twitter&#8217;s slogan is &#8220;What are you doing?&#8221;\u00a0 Umm&#8230; I&#8217;m on the Internet.\u00a0 Duh?\u00a0 Downloading porn.\u00a0 I mean what else would I be doing?<\/p>\n<p>But now I understand.\u00a0 This man and his customized office chair, have shown me the light!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/i.gizmodo.com\/5211135\/man-builds-chair-that-tweets-his-farts-single+handedly-justifies-twitters-existence\" target=\"_blank\">Man Builds Chair That Tweets His Farts, Single-Handedly Justifies Twitter&#8217;s Existence<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Previously, I thought the Internet was all about porn.\u00a0 Without porn, the Internet clearly had no purpose.\u00a0 But then all these so-called &#8220;social networking sites&#8221; started showing up.\u00a0 MySpace&#8230; Facebook&#8230; and because it&#8217;s clearly far too much effort to use Facebook, evidently Twitter was born. But I always doubted that these types of things were [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,8],"tags":[93,92],"class_list":["post-120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abandon-all-hope","category-brilliant","tag-farts","tag-twitter"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=120"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":121,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120\/revisions\/121"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}