{"id":130,"date":"2009-06-26T12:43:13","date_gmt":"2009-06-26T16:43:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/?p=130"},"modified":"2009-06-26T12:43:55","modified_gmt":"2009-06-26T16:43:55","slug":"a-day-of-yaw-er-mourning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/?p=130","title":{"rendered":"A Day of Yaw&#8230; Er, Mourning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, yeah&#8230; Michael Jackson is dead.<\/p>\n<p>Meh.<\/p>\n<p>Look, I know there are billions of European social misfits crying their eyes out over the tradegy dejour, but personally, I&#8217;m not sad that he&#8217;s dead.<\/p>\n<p>There, I said it.\u00a0 I&#8217;m not sad.\u00a0 Now I&#8217;m not going to be so callous as to say I&#8217;m happy about it.\u00a0 That would be pretty stupid.\u00a0 But I definitely won&#8217;t miss any of the freak show that his life became post-Thriller.\u00a0 His presence will be forgotten in a matter of days by me and plenty of others who always cringed internally and threw up a little in our mouths each time we saw a picture of his face.<\/p>\n<p>Sorry if you had a rough life, Mike.\u00a0 Wish you could&#8217;ve handled it better.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-131\" title=\"safetocomeoutnow\" src=\"http:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/safetocomeoutnow.jpg\" alt=\"safetocomeoutnow\" width=\"592\" height=\"507\" srcset=\"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/safetocomeoutnow.jpg 592w, https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/safetocomeoutnow-300x256.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 592px) 100vw, 592px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, yeah&#8230; Michael Jackson is dead. Meh. Look, I know there are billions of European social misfits crying their eyes out over the tradegy dejour, but personally, I&#8217;m not sad that he&#8217;s dead. There, I said it.\u00a0 I&#8217;m not sad.\u00a0 Now I&#8217;m not going to be so callous as to say I&#8217;m happy about it.\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[98],"class_list":["post-130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-white-noise","tag-michael-jackson"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=130"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":133,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions\/133"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}