{"id":167,"date":"2009-07-16T11:21:54","date_gmt":"2009-07-16T15:21:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/?p=167"},"modified":"2013-04-11T08:44:10","modified_gmt":"2013-04-11T12:44:10","slug":"deep-star-wars-thoughts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/?p=167","title":{"rendered":"Deep Star Wars Thoughts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember that scene in the original Star Wars movie where Luke, Han, and Lea are in a shoot out with about 80,000 stormtroopers?\u00a0 Then in the middle of it all, R2 just strolls across the hangar to change the course of history?\u00a0 All those Stormtroopers are shooting around R2, probably thinking, &#8220;OMG, get the #^%@ out of the way, I&#8217;m trying to shoot some rebel scum here!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Do you ever wonder what goes through the minds of those stormtroopers after the fact, once it&#8217;s sunk in that all they had to do was just ONE time, aim at the slow moving trash can instead of the well fortified jedi-in-training?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-166\" title=\"those_were_the_droids\" alt=\"those_were_the_droids\" src=\"http:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/those_were_the_droids.jpg\" width=\"604\" height=\"483\" srcset=\"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/those_were_the_droids.jpg 604w, https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/those_were_the_droids-300x239.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 604px) 100vw, 604px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember that scene in the original Star Wars movie where Luke, Han, and Lea are in a shoot out with about 80,000 stormtroopers?\u00a0 Then in the middle of it all, R2 just strolls across the hangar to change the course of history?\u00a0 All those Stormtroopers are shooting around R2, probably thinking, &#8220;OMG, get the #^%@ [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[108,107],"class_list":["post-167","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-white-noise","tag-regrets","tag-star-wars"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=167"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":455,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167\/revisions\/455"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}