{"id":170,"date":"2009-07-21T10:28:14","date_gmt":"2009-07-21T14:28:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/?p=170"},"modified":"2009-07-24T09:08:27","modified_gmt":"2009-07-24T13:08:27","slug":"guns-n-trucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/?p=170","title":{"rendered":"Guns &#8216;n Trucks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Reposted from <a href=\"http:\/\/meltinyourmouth.tumblr.com\/post\/146039292\" target=\"_blank\">Meltinyourmouth<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Well gosh darn, golly-gee-willikers, those friendly folks down home at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.max71.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Max Motors<\/a> are giving away guns with every purchase of a new truck!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-172\" title=\"MaxMotors_AK47_Ad\" src=\"http:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/MaxMotors_AK47_Ad.JPG\" alt=\"MaxMotors_AK47_Ad\" width=\"629\" height=\"158\" srcset=\"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/MaxMotors_AK47_Ad.JPG 899w, https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/MaxMotors_AK47_Ad-300x75.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 629px) 100vw, 629px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>No, I couldn&#8217;t make this up.\u00a0 Every time you buy a truck, you get a gun.\u00a0 And not just any gun, mind you&#8230; oh no.\u00a0 You get an AK-47, just what every God-fearing Christian American needs for home defense!\u00a0 Just in case those darned pinko commy liberals start getting all uppity, you know.<\/p>\n<p>Just look at this happy customer!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"I LOVE MAX MOTORS!\" src=\"http:\/\/theveryendoftheinternet.com\/GUNSANDGAS.COM\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/GunsGasGuts.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"443\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reposted from Meltinyourmouth. Well gosh darn, golly-gee-willikers, those friendly folks down home at Max Motors are giving away guns with every purchase of a new truck! No, I couldn&#8217;t make this up.\u00a0 Every time you buy a truck, you get a gun.\u00a0 And not just any gun, mind you&#8230; oh no.\u00a0 You get an AK-47, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[16,109,110],"class_list":["post-170","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abandon-all-hope","tag-guns","tag-max-motors","tag-rednecks"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=170"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":179,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170\/revisions\/179"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}