{"id":196,"date":"2009-08-13T15:01:15","date_gmt":"2009-08-13T19:01:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/?p=196"},"modified":"2009-08-14T08:30:53","modified_gmt":"2009-08-14T12:30:53","slug":"can-jesus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/?p=196","title":{"rendered":"Can Jesus&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What can Jesus do?\u00a0 Clearly, God can do anything he wants, right?\u00a0 But does Jesus have limitations?<\/p>\n<p>I mean&#8230; can Jesus create life on other planets?\u00a0 Evidently he can heal the sick and mix a righteous vintage of Nile-wine, but can he <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Angle_trisection\" target=\"_blank\">trisect an angle<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>As I always do when faced with a burning question such as this, I turned to the ultimate source for answers, be they material, social, moral, or theological&#8230; Goolge.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/can_jesus_.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-195\" title=\"can_jesus_\" src=\"http:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/can_jesus_.JPG\" alt=\"can_jesus_\" width=\"662\" height=\"619\" srcset=\"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/can_jesus_.JPG 735w, https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/can_jesus_-300x280.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 662px) 100vw, 662px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>O.o<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, WTF people?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What can Jesus do?\u00a0 Clearly, God can do anything he wants, right?\u00a0 But does Jesus have limitations? I mean&#8230; can Jesus create life on other planets?\u00a0 Evidently he can heal the sick and mix a righteous vintage of Nile-wine, but can he trisect an angle? As I always do when faced with a burning question [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,6],"tags":[14,73],"class_list":["post-196","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abandon-all-hope","category-white-noise","tag-google","tag-jesus"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=196"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":201,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196\/revisions\/201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}