{"id":234,"date":"2009-09-21T10:26:13","date_gmt":"2009-09-21T14:26:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/?p=234"},"modified":"2009-09-21T10:26:13","modified_gmt":"2009-09-21T14:26:13","slug":"doing-it-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/?p=234","title":{"rendered":"Doing it Right"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/Calvin_Faucet.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-233\" title=\"Calvin_Faucet\" src=\"http:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/Calvin_Faucet.gif\" alt=\"Calvin_Faucet\" width=\"600\" height=\"196\" srcset=\"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/Calvin_Faucet.gif 600w, https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/Calvin_Faucet-300x98.gif 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Not surprisingly, this was pretty much the exact same conversation I had with Kristin the first time I fixed one of our faucets.\u00a0 The experience actually worked out well and I&#8217;ve been fixing our faucets ever since.<\/p>\n<p>Words of Wisdom:\u00a0 Men, if you&#8217;re ever asked to do something by one of the women in your life that you don&#8217;t want to do or more importantly, don&#8217;t ever want to do again, heed ths advice:\u00a0 Just do it&#8230; badly.\u00a0 Bite the bullet, put a helpful smile on your face, let them know you&#8217;d love to help out, and then screw up royally.\u00a0 If you do right, you won&#8217;t ever be asked to do it again.<\/p>\n<p>My faucets never drip.<\/p>\n<p>I never do the laundry.<\/p>\n<p>I think you can figure out which one I did &#8220;right&#8221; the first time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not surprisingly, this was pretty much the exact same conversation I had with Kristin the first time I fixed one of our faucets.\u00a0 The experience actually worked out well and I&#8217;ve been fixing our faucets ever since. Words of Wisdom:\u00a0 Men, if you&#8217;re ever asked to do something by one of the women in your [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,6],"tags":[132,130,131],"class_list":["post-234","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brilliant","category-white-noise","tag-advice","tag-calvin-and-hobbes","tag-men"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=234"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":235,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/234\/revisions\/235"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=234"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=234"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}