{"id":247,"date":"2009-10-16T17:14:24","date_gmt":"2009-10-16T21:14:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/?p=247"},"modified":"2009-10-19T08:30:18","modified_gmt":"2009-10-19T12:30:18","slug":"todays-voicemail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/?p=247","title":{"rendered":"Today&#8217;s Voicemail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Towards the end of a fairly busy day at work, I got this voicemail from my 7 year old son:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tswfobject.registerObject(\"ssg_gplayer_object-247-0\", \"9.0.0\", \"http:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/wp-content\/plugins\/ssg-wordpress-google-audio-player\/swfobject\/expressInstall.swf\");\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/script>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"ssg-gplayer\" style=\"width:426px;\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"title\">Bran &#8211; Pixie Sticks<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<object classid=\"clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000\" width=\"426\" height=\"27\" id=\"ssg_gplayer_object-247-0\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/reader\/ui\/3523697345-audio-player.swf?audioUrl=http:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Bran-Pixie-Sticks-2009.10.16.mp3\" \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<!--[if !IE]>-->\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<object type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" data=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/reader\/ui\/3523697345-audio-player.swf?audioUrl=http:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/Bran-Pixie-Sticks-2009.10.16.mp3\" width=\"426\" height=\"27\" id=\"ssg_gplayer_object-247-0\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<!--<![endif]-->\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/www.adobe.com\/go\/getflashplayer\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.adobe.com\/images\/shared\/download_buttons\/get_flash_player.gif\" alt=\"Get Adobe Flash player\" \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<!--[if !IE]>-->\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/object>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<!--<![endif]-->\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/object>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div><\/p>\n<p>The best part of it is the very end when he drops the &#8220;I&#8217;m-leaving-a-very-official-message&#8221; voice and transitions into something more natural.\u00a0 Clearly he hasn&#8217;t quite perfected that concept that even though you are done with what you WANT the other person to hear, they aren&#8217;t done hearing it until you actually hang up the phone.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Towards the end of a fairly busy day at work, I got this voicemail from my 7 year old son: Bran &#8211; Pixie Sticks The best part of it is the very end when he drops the &#8220;I&#8217;m-leaving-a-very-official-message&#8221; voice and transitions into something more natural.\u00a0 Clearly he hasn&#8217;t quite perfected that concept that even though [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,53],"tags":[88,136],"class_list":["post-247","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brilliant","category-fail","tag-bran","tag-voicemail"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=247"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":266,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/247\/revisions\/266"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}