{"id":269,"date":"2009-10-22T14:11:27","date_gmt":"2009-10-22T18:11:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/?p=269"},"modified":"2009-10-22T14:11:27","modified_gmt":"2009-10-22T18:11:27","slug":"shut-up-woman-get-on-my-horse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/?p=269","title":{"rendered":"Shut Up Woman, Get On My Horse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/meltinyourmouth.tumblr.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Molly<\/a> linked me this video and I can&#8217;t get the song out of my head.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.getonmyhorse.com\" target=\"_blank\">getonmyhorse.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I think I am seriously in danger of just randomly responding to people with &#8220;Shut up woman, get on my horse!&#8221;\u00a0 And it&#8217;s a forgone conclusion I&#8217;ll never be able to drink lemonade without commenting, &#8220;Mm, sweet lemonade.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Molly linked me this video and I can&#8217;t get the song out of my head. getonmyhorse.com I think I am seriously in danger of just randomly responding to people with &#8220;Shut up woman, get on my horse!&#8221;\u00a0 And it&#8217;s a forgone conclusion I&#8217;ll never be able to drink lemonade without commenting, &#8220;Mm, sweet lemonade.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[138,118],"class_list":["post-269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-white-noise","tag-getonmyhorse","tag-molly"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=269"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":270,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269\/revisions\/270"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}