{"id":271,"date":"2009-10-22T16:03:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-22T20:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/?p=271"},"modified":"2009-11-12T11:06:23","modified_gmt":"2009-11-12T15:06:23","slug":"worlds-drunkest-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/?p=271","title":{"rendered":"World&#8217;s Drunkest Man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/5e4caLZUrFw&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x3a3a3a&amp;color2=0x999999\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>I think Kristin was this drunk one time.\u00a0 Ranting about Illinois football and how I don&#8217;t care.<\/p>\n<p><em>Edit: I had to change the link to a different video of the same footage, due to some terms of service violation.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think Kristin was this drunk one time.\u00a0 Ranting about Illinois football and how I don&#8217;t care. Edit: I had to change the link to a different video of the same footage, due to some terms of service violation.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[85,25],"class_list":["post-271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abandon-all-hope","tag-drunk","tag-video"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=271"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":293,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271\/revisions\/293"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}