{"id":35,"date":"2009-02-09T10:59:26","date_gmt":"2009-02-09T15:59:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/?p=35"},"modified":"2009-02-09T16:31:40","modified_gmt":"2009-02-09T21:31:40","slug":"meetings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/?p=35","title":{"rendered":"Meetings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sitting in a meeting right now, typing away on my laptop looking busy.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" title=\"Meetings\" src=\"http:\/\/images.despair.com\/products\/demotivators\/meetings.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"402\" height=\"337\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I have this exact picture on my coffee mug at work, which I make sure to bring to all of my meetings.<\/p>\n<p>Aren&#8217;t I so very clever?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be &#8220;meetings.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8212; Dave Barry<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sitting in a meeting right now, typing away on my laptop looking busy. I have this exact picture on my coffee mug at work, which I make sure to bring to all of my meetings. Aren&#8217;t I so very clever? If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[30,29],"class_list":["post-35","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abandon-all-hope","tag-dave-barry","tag-meetings"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=35"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35\/revisions\/37"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=35"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=35"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=35"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}