{"id":396,"date":"2010-06-02T13:52:11","date_gmt":"2010-06-02T17:52:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/?p=396"},"modified":"2010-06-02T13:52:11","modified_gmt":"2010-06-02T17:52:11","slug":"from-the-mouth-of-babes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/?p=396","title":{"rendered":"From the Mouth of Babes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bran had an eye doctor appointment today.\u00a0 While looking deep into my son&#8217;s eyes, examining irises, corneas, retinas, and his very brain for all I know, the nice doctor made an attempt at some chit chat with him.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>Dr. Archer<\/strong>:\u00a0 &#8220;So, what do you want to be when you grow up?&#8221;<br \/>\n<strong>Bran<\/strong>:\u00a0 &#8220;I want to be a god.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>Me<\/strong>:\u00a0 * I just cover my face with my hands and shake my head*<\/p>\n<p><em>&lt;silence follows after Dr. Archer stopped dead in his work and sat back just looking at Bran&gt;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>Dr. Archer<\/strong>:\u00a0 &#8220;You know&#8230; in all my years of asking that question, I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever once been given that answer&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It may be time to curb some of Bran&#8217;s video game time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bran had an eye doctor appointment today.\u00a0 While looking deep into my son&#8217;s eyes, examining irises, corneas, retinas, and his very brain for all I know, the nice doctor made an attempt at some chit chat with him. Dr. Archer:\u00a0 &#8220;So, what do you want to be when you grow up?&#8221; Bran:\u00a0 &#8220;I want to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[88,12],"class_list":["post-396","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brilliant","tag-bran","tag-quote"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=396"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":397,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396\/revisions\/397"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}