{"id":404,"date":"2010-10-01T10:19:07","date_gmt":"2010-10-01T14:19:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/?p=404"},"modified":"2010-10-01T10:20:25","modified_gmt":"2010-10-01T14:20:25","slug":"best-song-ever-about-a-baby-monkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/?p=404","title":{"rendered":"Best Song EVER About a Baby Monkey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you can watch this video three times in a row and NOT have the song stuck in your head for all eternity, please explain to me your Jedi training abilities.\u00a0 I&#8217;m now walking around the office and joining meetings singing, &#8220;BABY MONKEY!\u00a0 BABY MONKEY!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"640\" height=\"385\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/5_sfnQDr1-o?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Lyrics for your enhanced singing pleasure:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Baby Monkey, Baby Monkey,<br \/>\nRiding on a pig, Baby Monkey.<br \/>\nBaby Monkey, Baby Monkey,<br \/>\nBackwards on a pig, Baby Monkey.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The world has gone insane,<br \/>\nAnd you don&#8217;t know what is right.<br \/>\nYou got to keep on keeping on;<br \/>\nGet on that pig and hold on tiiiiii-ight!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Baby Monkey, Baby Monkey<br \/>\nRiding on a pig, Baby Monkey.<br \/>\nBaby Monkey, Baby Monkey<br \/>\nGoing Backwards on a pig, Baby Monkeeeeeeey, HEY!&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you can watch this video three times in a row and NOT have the song stuck in your head for all eternity, please explain to me your Jedi training abilities.\u00a0 I&#8217;m now walking around the office and joining meetings singing, &#8220;BABY MONKEY!\u00a0 BABY MONKEY!&#8221; Lyrics for your enhanced singing pleasure: &#8220;Baby Monkey, Baby Monkey, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,6],"tags":[174,66,25],"class_list":["post-404","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brilliant","category-white-noise","tag-monkies","tag-song","tag-video"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/404","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=404"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/404\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":406,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/404\/revisions\/406"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}