Here are the most frequent searches done on the Internet that hit on my blog between July and Sept of this year, complete with mispellings:<\/p>\n
King Julien Nothing terribly exciting except that King Julien is evidently the most interesting thing I’ve ever posted about on this blog.\u00a0 Also, why are so many people searching for “Name Tag”?\u00a0 What could anyone possibly want to now about something so generic as a name tag?<\/p>\n Here are some of the more interesting search phrases:<\/p>\n Go Buckeyes<\/strong> (O-H…)<\/em> Here are the most frequent searches done on the Internet that hit on my blog between July and Sept of this year, complete with mispellings: King Julien Michigan Football Ohio State Football WoW Cataclysm Name Tag Bascic Reading Skills Star Wars Droids Football Motivational Posters Flock of Seagulls Hair Cataclysm Nothing terribly exciting except that […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[167],"class_list":["post-407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-white-noise","tag-search-phrases"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=407"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/407\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":408,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/407\/revisions\/408"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nMichigan Football
\nOhio State Football
\nWoW Cataclysm
\nName Tag
\nBascic Reading Skills
\nStar Wars Droids
\nFootball Motivational Posters
\nFlock of Seagulls Hair
\nCataclysm<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nI am extremel<\/strong>y (Tired?\u00a0 Happy?\u00a0 Flatulent?)<\/em>
\nMichigan Demotivational<\/strong> <\/strong>(Michigan is pretty demotivating in and of itself lately)<\/em>
\nStar Wars Hangar<\/strong> (Damn Star Wars nerds)<\/em>
\nStar Wars Garbage<\/strong> (What the…)<\/em>
\n80s Hair Highschool Picture<\/strong> (We all have them.\u00a0 Don’t lie, you do too!)<\/em>
\nComputers with Blue Lights<\/strong> (WEEEEE!)<\/em>
\nIntegral Radical Lipstick Slide Rule<\/strong> (I’m actually the top search result for this!)<\/em>
\nLook Closely<\/strong> (and you’ll see my blog)<\/em>
\nMichigan Defeat <\/strong>(There’s got to be billions of results for this this, I’m sure.\u00a0 Pfffft!)<\/em>
\nUtah Symphony Opera<\/strong> (I’m pretty sure I never posted about this)<\/em>
\nwwwpornqueen.com<\/strong> (Heh, I love searches that include the www and the .com)<\/em>
\nKyle Pedophile Illinois<\/strong> (Fortunately, I am NOT the #1 result for this)<\/em><\/p>\n\n
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