{"id":426,"date":"2010-11-10T12:37:10","date_gmt":"2010-11-10T16:37:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/?p=426"},"modified":"2010-11-10T12:46:43","modified_gmt":"2010-11-10T16:46:43","slug":"its-hard-to-save-your-friends","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/?p=426","title":{"rendered":"It’s Hard to Save Your Friends"},"content":{"rendered":"

Some friends are harder to save than others.<\/p>\n

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<\/span>KCodlin: <\/span><\/strong>Stop posting songs on Tumblr. :-\/<\/span>
\nMolly: <\/span><\/strong>why? you don’t like them?<\/span>
\n <\/span>KCodlin: <\/span><\/strong>I never listen to them<\/span>
\nMolly: <\/span><\/strong>you and kristin (and bran) come to church with us, and I will.
\n<\/span>KCodlin: <\/span><\/strong>Wow, that’s a shot out of nowhere!<\/span> <\/span>Heh<\/span>
\nMolly: <\/span><\/strong>hahaahha<\/span>. <\/span>10:15 on sundays<\/span>
\nKCodlin: <\/span><\/strong>I’m busy<\/span>
\nMolly: <\/span><\/strong>we even feed you after!<\/span> <\/span>free food!<\/span>
\nMolly: <\/span><\/strong>why are you afraid of being saved? \ud83d\ude42<\/span>
\nKCodlin: <\/span><\/strong>That’s when I make last minute fantasy football changes<\/span>
\nMolly: <\/span><\/strong>hahaha<\/span>. <\/span>Sigh<\/span>. <\/span>One of these days…<\/span>
\nKCodlin: <\/span><\/strong>It’s not that I object to the whole being saved thing, but it seems like a lot of effort.<\/span>
\nMolly: <\/span><\/strong>sigh…<\/span> <\/span>what if you were just to give it a try.<\/span> <\/span>who knows, you may like it.<\/span>
\nKCodlin: <\/span><\/strong>But then people try to, like… talk to you and stuff, right?<\/span>
\nMolly: <\/span><\/strong>hahaha…no…at church you mean?<\/span>
\nKCodlin: <\/span><\/strong>I’m not really into the whole talking thing.<\/span>
\nKCodlin: <\/span><\/strong>You know… with people<\/span>
\nMolly: <\/span><\/strong>people may come up and say hi…introduce themselves….but they won’t try to force you into talking to them.<\/span>
\nMolly: <\/span><\/strong>you sit there, stand sometimes, sing some songs, listen to some stories, then leave.<\/span>
\nKCodlin: <\/span><\/strong>Yeah, you see, that all saying hi thing… I dunno<\/span>
\nMolly: <\/span><\/strong>you are in control of how involved you get.<\/span> <\/span>Hahahaha <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/span><\/strong>\ud83d\ude42<\/span>
\nMolly: <\/span><\/strong>ok, fine…I will change the subject…<\/span>
\nKCodlin: <\/span><\/strong>But then you have to walk out of the, what do you call it… the place with uncushioned benches you sit on for 8 hours at a time…<\/span>
\nMolly: <\/span><\/strong>but seriously, I will ask again.<\/span> <\/span>nope…cushioned chairs. \ud83d\ude42<\/span> <\/span>no pews.<\/span>
\nKCodlin: <\/span><\/strong>You walk out and there they are… people in robes and all smiling at you. Wanting to shake your hand…<\/span>
\nMolly: <\/span><\/strong>hahahaahah<\/span>. <\/span>that is NOT how it is<\/span>
\nKCodlin: <\/span><\/strong>And the whole koolaid thing? When everyone is all like, “the cops are coming, just drink this!” I dunno…<\/span>
\nMolly: <\/span><\/strong>hahahaah. <\/span> <\/span>you’re funny.<\/span>
\nMolly: <\/span><\/strong>I don’t go to church at a compound!!!<\/span> <\/span>I mean, it IS on EMU’s campus, but…<\/span> <\/span>\ud83d\ude42<\/span>
\nKCodlin: <\/span><\/strong>Compound… church… cathedral… underground bunker… whatever. You say tom-ay-to and I’ll say tom-ah-to.<\/span>
\nMolly: <\/span><\/strong>sigh.<\/span> <\/span>And we serve wine, not koolaid<\/span>
\nKCodlin: <\/span><\/strong>But it’s really blood, right?<\/span>
\nKCodlin: <\/span><\/strong>I mean, that’s kind of gross. Really.<\/span>
\nMolly: <\/span><\/strong>hahaah<\/span>. <\/span>symbolic.<\/span>
\nKCodlin: <\/span><\/strong>Blood and skin? Who came up with this kind of menu anyway?<\/span>
\nKCodlin: <\/span><\/strong>Symbolic?\u00a0 I thought that whole spell that you cast is supposed to really transform everything into blood?\u00a0 You mean that’s all just fake?
\n<\/span>Molly: <\/span><\/strong>wow…God is really testing me right now, isn’t he?<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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<\/span><\/span>KCodlin: <\/span><\/strong>Stop posting songs on Tumblr. :-\/<\/span>
\nMolly: <\/span><\/strong>why? you don’t like them?<\/span>
\n <\/span><\/span>KCodlin: <\/span><\/strong>I never listen to them<\/span>
\nMolly: <\/span><\/strong>you and kristin (and bran) come to church with us, and I will.
\n<\/span>KCodlin: <\/span><\/strong>Wow, that’s a shot out of nowhere!<\/span> <\/span>Heh<\/span>
\nMolly: <\/span><\/strong>hahaahha<\/span>. <\/span>10:15 on sundays<\/span>
\nKCodlin: <\/span><\/strong>I’m busy<\/span>
\nMolly: <\/span><\/strong>we even feed you after!<\/span> <\/span>free food!<\/span>
\nMolly: <\/span><\/strong>why are you afraid of being saved? \ud83d\ude42<\/span>
\nKCodlin: <\/span><\/strong>That’s when I make last minute fantasy football changes<\/span>
\nMolly: <\/span><\/strong>hahaha<\/span>. <\/span>Sigh<\/span>. <\/span>One of these days…<\/span>
\nKCodlin: <\/span><\/strong>It’s not that I object to the whole being saved thing, but it seems like a lot of effort.<\/span>
\nMolly: <\/span><\/strong>sigh…<\/span> <\/span>what if you were just to give it a try.<\/span> <\/span>who knows, you may like it.<\/span>
\nKCodlin: <\/span><\/strong>But then people try to, like… talk to you and stuff, right?<\/span>
\nMolly: <\/span><\/strong>hahaha…no…at church you mean?<\/span>
\nKCodlin: <\/span><\/strong>I’m not really into the whole talking thing.<\/span>
\nKCodlin: <\/span><\/strong>You know… with people<\/span>
\nMolly: <\/span><\/strong>people may come up and say hi…introduce themselves….but they won’t try to force you into talking to them.<\/span>
\nMolly: <\/span><\/strong>you sit there, stand sometimes, sing some songs, listen to some stories, then leave.<\/span>
\nKCodlin: <\/span><\/strong>Yeah, you see, that all saying hi thing… I dunno<\/span>
\nMolly: <\/span><\/strong>you are in control of how involved you get.<\/span> <\/span>Hahahaha <\/span><\/span> <\/span><\/span><\/strong>\ud83d\ude42<\/span>
\nMolly: <\/span><\/strong>ok, fine…I will change the subject…<\/span>
\nKCodlin: <\/span><\/strong>But then you have to walk out of the, what do you call it… the place with uncushioned benches you sit on for 8 hours at a time…<\/span>
\nMolly: <\/span><\/strong>but seriously, I will ask again.<\/span> <\/span>nope…cushioned chairs. \ud83d\ude42<\/span> <\/span>no pews.<\/span>
\nKCodlin: <\/span><\/strong>You walk out and there they are… people in robes and all smiling at you. Wanting to shake your hand…<\/span>
\nMolly: <\/span><\/strong>hahahaahah<\/span>. <\/span>that is NOT how it is<\/span>
\nKCodlin: <\/span><\/strong>And the whole coolaid thing? When everyone is all like, “the cops are coming, just drink this!” I dunno…<\/span>
\nMolly: <\/span><\/strong>hahahaah. <\/span> <\/span>you’re funny.<\/span>
\nMolly: <\/span><\/strong>I don’t go to church at a compound!!!<\/span> <\/span>I mean, it IS on EMU’s campus, but…<\/span> <\/span>\ud83d\ude42<\/span>
\nKCodlin: <\/span><\/strong>Compound… church… cathedral… underground bunker… whatever. You say tom-ay-to and I’ll say tom-ah-to.<\/span>
\nMolly: <\/span><\/strong>sigh.<\/span> <\/span>And we serve wine, not koolaid<\/span>
\nKCodlin: <\/span><\/strong>But it’s really blood, right?<\/span>
\nKCodlin: <\/span><\/strong>I mean, that’s kind of gross. Really.<\/span>
\nMolly: <\/span><\/strong>hahaah<\/span>. <\/span>symbolic.<\/span>
\nKCodlin: <\/span><\/strong>Blood and skin? Who came up with this kind of menu anyway?<\/span>
\nMolly: <\/span><\/strong>wow…God is really testing me right now, isn’t he?<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Some friends are harder to save than others. KCodlin: Stop posting songs on Tumblr. :-\/ Molly: why? you don’t like them? KCodlin: I never listen to them Molly: you and kristin (and bran) come to church with us, and I will. KCodlin: Wow, that’s a shot out of nowhere! Heh Molly: hahaahha. 10:15 on sundays […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[180,22,118],"class_list":["post-426","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-white-noise","tag-church","tag-god","tag-molly"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/426","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=426"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/426\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":429,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/426\/revisions\/429"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=426"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=426"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=426"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}