{"id":61,"date":"2009-02-17T12:51:49","date_gmt":"2009-02-17T17:51:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/?p=61"},"modified":"2009-02-17T12:53:53","modified_gmt":"2009-02-17T17:53:53","slug":"breaking-news-alert-detroit-sucks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/?p=61","title":{"rendered":"BREAKING NEWS ALERT &#8212; Detroit Sucks."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know this is going to come as a complete shock to all of you, but yes, it&#8217;s official&#8230; Detroit Sucks.<\/p>\n<p>#1 &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.forbes.com\/2009\/01\/29\/cities-top-ten-lifestyle-real-estate_0129cities.html\" target=\"_blank\">America&#8217;s Most And Least Popular Cities<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Of course, current economic conditions also play a role. It&#8217;s no surprise that 90% of those surveyed don&#8217;t want to live in Detroit, which ranked lowest out of 30 cities. It&#8217;s got a 9.5% unemployment rate and a murder rate 5.16 times higher than the national average.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Does anyone find these figures surprising?\u00a0 Honestly, I&#8217;m more amazed that 10% of America would actually consider living in Detroit.<\/p>\n<p>#2 &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.forbes.com\/2009\/02\/12\/cities-ten-top-lifestyle-real-estate_0212_cities.html\" target=\"_blank\">America&#8217;s Emptiest Cities<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Detroit and Las Vegas are among the worst offenders by both measures&#8211;the Motor City sports vacancy rates of 19.9% for rentals and 4% for homes&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But starting in the 1960s, Detroit began a precipitous decline. Detroit&#8217;s population is now 900,000&#8211;half what it was in the middle of the century&#8211;and many of its neighborhoods languish in varying states of decay.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Detroit is losing population faster than the Lions lose football games&#8230; &#8220;a murder rate 5.16 times higher than the national average&#8221;&#8230; hmm&#8230;there&#8217;s a connection here, I can just <strong>feel<\/strong> it.<\/p>\n<p>#7 &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.forbes.com\/2009\/02\/06\/most-miserable-cities-business-washington_0206_miserable_cities.html\" target=\"_blank\">America&#8217;s Most Miserable Cities<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;The Motor City benefited from our revised criteria this year (we added sales tax and sports teams in addition to corruption).&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Evidently Forbes hasn&#8217;t been watching the Lions for the last 50 years, or even the last year where they went 0 &#8211; 16&#8230; a feat previously thought about a 100 times less likely than a team going 16 &#8211; 0.\u00a0 But evidently hockey is every bit as important and popular as football, right?\u00a0 O.o<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Yet after more than half a century, countless scholars, politicians, community organizers developers and nonprofit workers have been unable to come up with a solution to fix Detroit.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh really?\u00a0 Has anyone suggested that perhaps Detroit should stop <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Kwame_Kilpatrick\" target=\"_blank\">re-electing politicians who&#8217;ve been caught red-handed and shown on TV to be stealing the public&#8217;s money<\/a>?\u00a0 Maybe the big 3 could stop developing new cars <a href=\"http:\/\/www.toyota.com\/prius-hybrid\/\" target=\"_blank\">that Toyota and Honda have had on dealer lots for the past 10 years<\/a>?\u00a0 Or wait&#8230; this may be a radical idea, but let me take a &#8220;stab&#8221; at it&#8230; <strong>How about Detroiters stop KILLING each other?!?!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>And by the way, our house is still up for sale if anyone&#8217;s interested.<strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know this is going to come as a complete shock to all of you, but yes, it&#8217;s official&#8230; Detroit Sucks. #1 &#8211; America&#8217;s Most And Least Popular Cities &#8220;Of course, current economic conditions also play a role. 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