{"id":82,"date":"2009-02-26T12:56:34","date_gmt":"2009-02-26T17:56:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/?p=82"},"modified":"2009-02-26T12:56:34","modified_gmt":"2009-02-26T17:56:34","slug":"your-life-is-not-that-bad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/?p=82","title":{"rendered":"Your Life is Not That Bad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>TheSmokingGun &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesmokinggun.com\/archive\/years\/2009\/0226091bird1.html\" target=\"_blank\">Trio Swapped Kids For Bird<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Piece of Trash A with a bird is contacted by Pieces of Trash B and C who have two kids.\u00a0 Pieces of Trash B and C want to swap the two kids for the one bird.\u00a0 Evidently recognizing that they may not be getting the better end of this deal, Pieces of Trash B and C ask for $175 in addition to the bird.\u00a0 Piece of Trash A finds this acceptable.<\/p>\n<p>The two kids are 4 and 5 years old and their mother (Piece of Trash D) is a criminal fugitive and they&#8217;ve been bouncing from home to home over &#8220;several years&#8221;.\u00a0 Currently, they&#8217;ve in possession of Piece of Trash B, &#8220;a convicted pedophile with a lengthy rap sheet.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been kind of pissed that I&#8217;m 3 months overdue for my annual review and corresponding pay increase, but I think I&#8217;ll just STFU today and give my son a hug.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TheSmokingGun &#8211; Trio Swapped Kids For Bird Piece of Trash A with a bird is contacted by Pieces of Trash B and C who have two kids.\u00a0 Pieces of Trash B and C want to swap the two kids for the one bird.\u00a0 Evidently recognizing that they may not be getting the better end of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[62,32],"class_list":["post-82","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abandon-all-hope","tag-children","tag-thesmokingguncom"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=82"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":83,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions\/83"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=82"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=82"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=82"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}