{"id":93,"date":"2009-03-12T13:05:23","date_gmt":"2009-03-12T17:05:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/?p=93"},"modified":"2009-03-12T16:24:20","modified_gmt":"2009-03-12T20:24:20","slug":"god-loves-capslock-odd-punctuation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/?p=93","title":{"rendered":"GOD LOVES CAPSLOCK:> ODD PUNCTUATION!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/CONTROL-CHRISTIAN-MARRIAGES-PRIESTHOOD-CHILDREN\/dp\/1425992609\/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top\" target=\"_blank\">BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL IN THE CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES and also ROBBING GOD OF PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN!!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>For the low low price of $135, you too can be the proud owner of&#8230; well, let&#8217;s just see what this humble servant of God has to say about her handiwork:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>THIS IS A HOLYSPIRIT MANUSCRIPT BOOK: WHEN YOU BUY THIS BOOK YOU WILL BE READING A HOLYSPIRIT DIRECTED BOOK FROM GOD; &amp; *CHRIST JESUS. THIS BOOK IS GODS HOLYSPIRIT VOICE: THE CALL FOR ALL CHRISTIANS &amp; CHURCHES TO REPENT FROM ALL THEIR SINS: EVEN FROM FALSE CHRIST TEACHINGS. BIRTH CONTROL SINS HAVE CURSE THE CHURCH WITH SPIRITUAL WHOREDOM &amp; FALSE WORSHIP. RESULTING IN THE PERSECUTIONS: AGAINST THE HOLY PEOPLE&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>There is more, but there are only so many capital letters I can subject you to as a reader.<\/p>\n<p>The best thing about this listing on Amazon is clearly the reviews.\u00a0 For example:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>THIS BOOK HAS GIVEN ME A NEW LEASE ON LIFE: I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD USE &gt; PUNCTUATION &gt; IN THIS WAY BEFORE: BUT NOW THE HOLYSPIRIT HAS GIVEN ME THE ABILITY TO&gt; CHALLENGE SOCIAL PUNCTUATIONAL NORMS!! PRAISE JESUS!!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Michael Tyznik<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>and<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>THE WHOLE BOOK IS IN CAPS SO THAT YOU KNOW THIS IS SERIOUS BIZNESS!! CAPS!! DEAR LORD JESUS CAPS!!!!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; S. Lodise &#8220;Word.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This book should be picked up by Trojan as their posterchild for why you really DO want to prevent some pregnancies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL IN THE CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES and also ROBBING GOD OF PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN!! For the low low price of $135, you too can be the proud owner of&#8230; well, let&#8217;s just see what this humble servant of God has to say about her handiwork: THIS IS A HOLYSPIRIT MANUSCRIPT BOOK: WHEN YOU BUY [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,53],"tags":[75,74,76,22,73],"class_list":["post-93","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abandon-all-hope","category-fail","tag-amazoncom","tag-books","tag-caps","tag-god","tag-jesus"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=93"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":99,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/93\/revisions\/99"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=93"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=93"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/knk.codlin.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=93"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}