Archive for the ‘drunk’ tag
World’s Drunkest Man
I think Kristin was this drunk one time. Ranting about Illinois football and how I don’t care.
Edit: I had to change the link to a different video of the same footage, due to some terms of service violation.
3 + 3 = 3?
I had a conversation with a friend of mine this morning over IM. She’s leaving for vacation tomorrow, so I was asking about it…
Kyle: Where are you guys going?
M: Charlevoix (about 45 min north of Traverse City)
Kyle: What do you do there?
M: go to the beach a lot…it’s right on lake michigan
Kyle: Just the 3 of you are going?
M: yeah…well, sort of…my mom, aunt, and cousin will be up there too. we rent a house for all of us
Kyle: How is that “sort of”?
Kyle: That’s like double the 3 of you
She got drunk last night. On a Thursday. That’s not relevant to anything, but I just want a lot of people to know that she’s a work today, drunk.
Gotta love your friends, eh?
Home Town News
Oddly enough, if anyone had ever asked me what sort of story would put my home town, Newark, Ohio, in the national news, I would have predicted exactly this story.

In this photo released Tuesday, March 31, 2009, by the Newark (Ohio) Police Department, a motorized bar stool is shown. Police in Newark, 30 miles east of Columbus, say when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4 2009, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower. Police say Kile Wygle, 28 was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated after he told an officer at the hospital that he had consumed 15 beers. Wygle told police his motorized bar stool can go up to 38 mph. (AP Photo/Newark (Ohio) Police Department)