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En Garde
Michigan lawmakers in Lansing are meeting to clean up old and outdated state laws.
Legislation approved today would no longer make it a crime to engage in a duel with an enemy, to be in a prize fight or to take a woman against her will and force her to marry.
Finally! At long last, I can now legally challenge ALL of my arch-enemies to duels!!! One at a time, I shall at long last enact the vengeance that has until now been denied to me. You may have forgotten your transgressions, oh cretins of Michigan, but not I. No… never I.
In completely unrelated news, Kristin and I are now legally married!